“Hey guys, it’s me Elrond! Yes, I was Agent Smith in The Matrix, but now I’ve got pointy ears and I’m very wise. Also, my daughter is not the daughter of the guy from Aerosmith, SHE IS MINE!!!”

“Sorry, I get a bit carried away when anyone mentions his name. Where was I? Oh yes, I’m now one of the characters available in the Guardians of Middle-earth. I can kick ass with my long-ass sword and my weird ghost companion thing. Not sure what he actually is but I know he’s a terrible conversationalist”

“So, yeah, if you still bother playing this game you can now download me. Until you do that I’ll sit in my huge ass house in Rivendell and carry on doing that weird thing I do with my eyebrows.”

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